Bashed Door With Brick….Then What?

Boingboing.net today has a story about the owner of a new Seattle art gallery’s encounter with an absolute ass.

“As we were closing up, some drunk mouth-breathing knuckle-dragger starts banging on the door demanding to be let in. After Damion tells him that the gallery was closed, the Moron says “I’m going to smash your door in with a brick!” Damion at the time was talking to a couple of bad asses who offered to kick the guy’s ass for us and looks like we should have taken them up on it, as an hour later, the guy pulls up to the gallery in his car, double parks, pulls a brick out of his car, and smashes BLVD’s door a couple times.

Cool huh? No one was in the gallery — but the guy who lives upstairs heard it and called Damion. Also — there is a bar a few storefronts away from us and I guess the folks on the patio saw it all. But it gets better. Moron turns to go back to his car and finds he’s locked himself out. Har har! So he tries to smash his own car window in with the brick, which doesn’t work… so he goes into the Rendevous to use the payphone to call a locksmith which is where he got nabbed by the cops.”

Sweet justice.