Bumping Into a MILF in Stop and Shop

I drove my son to the store last night to fill up his larder with food. At the market I almost ran right into a woman pushing a full cart, with a baby in a carseat on top of the groceries. She wore a sweatshirt with a sassy design, it read MILF in silver letters.

I was shocked, shocked, to see this acronym on this 20 something mom. My question is: Wouldn’t she be a little apprehensive wearing such a suggestive collection of letters? But no, like the folks who wear F*** off on their chests, this sexually charged acronym is fine for Stop and Shop. Her badly dyed hair, plain look, and obvious youth didn’t do the scurrilious phrase justice.

MILF is a famous term you can find on the ‘Net. Be creative, you can think of what it means when you put the letters together.