Plumber Gets More than He Bargained for

Reading the Republican in the cafe. A story out of Southwick told of a plumber who made an interesting discovery in the bathroom vanity he purchased at “a major retail chain.” Inside, packaged in what appeared to be parts for the vanity, was a stash of $150,000 worth of cocaine and pot. Somehow 40 pounds of dope and three kilos of coke had been stashed there by parties unknown. The cops didn’t charge the plumber nor the store.

“It is just unbelievable,” said Det. Lt. David Ricardi. He added that there was a second pot-and-coke filled vanity unit at the store. Perhaps the drugs were smuggled in from the country where they made the bathroom unit.