Krazy Kow Kan’t Be Kaptured

Cow Escapes Meat Plant, Dodges SUV, Train in Montana: The AP had this story today.

“A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later. News of the heifer’s adventures prompted a number of people to offer to buy the animal.

Police tried to catch the cow, and had her wedged between a stock trailer and a fence, but the heifer barreled through the fence toward the river, nearly being hit by a Chevrolet Suburban.

It was the first of many near-death experiences.

With the police in pursuit, the cow ran toward the railroad tracks and darted in front of an oncoming locomotive, briefly giving the police the slip again. Crossing another road, the cow was nearly struck by a semi tractor-trailer.

“By then it was a madhouse,” said police officer Corey Reeves. “People were coming out of the woodwork to see.”

As she swam to the west bank of the river, Reeves said she sank lower in the water and was being swept downstream. But the cow found a sandbar near the river’s west bank and walked to shore.

As police scrambled to head off the cow on the other side of the river, a veterinarian with a tranquilizer gun was called. Pursuers again believed they had the cow cornered at a chain link fence, but the heifer ran through a perimeter set up by officials. They shot it with a tranquilizer dart, twice, with no effect.

Finally the heifer was captured.