"The Offering"–A Meaningless Reach

Maureen Dowd writes well in today’s NY Times about paying for dinner checks.

“After Googling and Bikramming to get ready for a first dinner date, a modern girl will end the evening with the Offering, an insincere bid to help pay the check. “They make like they are heading into their bag after a meal, but it is a dodge,” Marc Santora, a 30-year-old Metro reporter for The Times, says. “They know you will stop them before a credit card can be drawn. If you don’t, they hold it against you.”

One of my girlfriends, a TV producer in New York, told me much the same thing: “If you offer, and they accept, then it’s over.”

Jurassic feminists shudder at the retro implication of a quid profiterole. But it doesn’t matter if the woman is making as much money as the man, or more, she expects him to pay, both to prove her desirability and as a way of signaling romance – something that’s more confusing in a dating culture rife with casual hookups and group activities. (Once beyond the initial testing phase and settled in a relationship, of course, she can pony up more.)

When I asked a young man at my gym how he and his lawyer girlfriend were going to divide the costs on a California vacation, he looked askance. “She never offers,” he replied. “And I like paying for her.” It is, as one guy said, “one of the few remaining ways we can demonstrate our manhood.”